Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Jetrosexual Industry Rock Stars

11 Commandments of a Jetrosexual

  1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
  2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare accasions, just to keep thine self humble.
  3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
  4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.
  5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week’s worth of clothes into a single carry-on bag.
  6. Thou shalt respect the five minutes rule when using thine lavatory.
  7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in at least six different languages.
  8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.
  9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.
  10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.
  11. Thou shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moment’s notice.

And the winner is… Richard Branson.

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